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weirdliest 

Being weird in a bizarre, unique, and epic way to the point of being the most
weird. Its when even circus sideshow freaks become dumbfounded at how strange you are and stare at you, instead of the other way around.
So this big guy comes up with tears in his eyes and says "Can you believe a lifelong career criminal

felonious traitor who is a pathological liar, is a nominee for President?" I said no. He continued, "People are sayin' he disrespects us veterans especially Medal of Honor recipients" I emphatically agreed. Never saw this guy before or since. He said he was a Marine veteran. I told him I was an Air Force veteran. " By
far the weirdliest guy ever!" He chuckled.
We fist bumped as he said "WE GOT THIS!" I replied "SEMPER FI, MARINE! GET ON WITH YOUR BAD SELF!" He responded "FLY HIGH AIRMAN!" I gave him a snappy
salute, did an about face, turned around
and he was gone! Weirdliest experience I've ever had!
weirdliest by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? August 20, 2024

weirdliest 

Being weird in a bizarre, unique, and epic way to the point of being the most
weird. Its when even circus sideshow freaks become dumbfounded at how strange you are and stare at you, instead of the other way around.
So this big guy comes up with tears in his eyes and says "Can you believe a lifelong career criminal

felonious traitor who is a pathological liar, is a nominee for President?" I said no. He continued, "People are sayin' he disrespects us veterans especially Medal of Honor recipients" I emphatically agreed. Never saw this guy before or since. He said he was a Marine veteran. I told him I was an Air Force veteran. " By
far the weirdliest guy ever!" He chuckled.
We fist bumped as he said "WE GOT THIS!" I replied "SEMPER FI, MARINE! GET ON WITH YOUR BAD SELF!" He responded "FLY HIGH AIRMAN!" I gave him a snappy
salute, did an about face, turned around
and he was gone! Weirdliest experience I've ever had!
weirdliest by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? August 20, 2024

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026