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wei wuxian 

魏无羡 (Wèi wú xiàn) aka 魏婴(Wèi yīng) is one of the (gay) main characters in Mo Dao Zu Shi (魔道祖师), a danmei book written by MXTX (墨香铜臭). He is the husband of Lan wangji (蓝忘机). Wei wuxian likes to drink emperor's smile (天子笑) and he also likes to watch his husband drink emperor's smile and get drunk. Wei wuxian's waist is usually non-existent due to having everyday (天天) with Lan wangji. He especially likes to tease his husband but usually backfires onto himself.
魏无羡 : 蓝湛~~ 我今天买了一坛天子笑,陪我喝一点吗~~?
(wei wuxian: Lan Zhan~~ I bought some emperor's smile, let's drink some together~~)
蓝忘机:*因为是魏婴所以喝了一杯*
(Lan wangji: *drank a cup because it's Weiying*)
魏无羡:哎呀~ 一杯倒哦~ 蓝湛~~? 二哥哥~~?在吗- 啊!
(Wei wuxian: oh my~ you're drunk~~ Lan zhan~~? second brother~~? hello- ah!)
蓝忘机:魏婴,天天
(Lan wangji: Wei ying, everyday.)
魏无羡:啊?啊啊啊!!!! 蓝湛轻点~~ 啊啊啊啊!
(Wei wuxian: wha? aahhhh!!!! Lan zhan go lighter~~ ahhhhh!!!)
*everyday sounds can be heard all over gusu*
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Wei Wuxian 

When Jiang Cheng screams Wei Wuxian
Jiang Cheng: ''WEI WUXIAN!!''
Wei Wuxian by jasmiiinstopczyk October 1, 2019
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Wei Wuxian 

The hottest character to ever exist. I want to lick his anal canal and use a strap-on, on him. He has the juciest peck I would like to have a squeeze.
WEI WUXIAN IS VERY HOT
Wei Wuxian by PegWeiWuxian November 1, 2021

Wei Wuxian

actually so hot, his ass is HUGE I want him to straddle me and I want to lick all over his juicy pink rimmed hole chain me to it

Ethan: I want to be harnessed to Wei Wuxian's fatttt ass.
Wei Wuxian has the ass of the century
Wei Wuxian by Jenny’s in love February 15, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026