Mike's Weenie 

Nickname for popular former star and now apparently has-been Kansas City Royals designated hitter Mike Sweeney.

Mike's Weenie swung at the first pitch and popped out.

Mike's Weenie by andy1 May 13, 2007

Gabe's Weenie

it's gabe's hotdog, on a bun, with cheese, and macaroni

have you tried Gabe's Weenie? it tastes so delicious.

Gabe's Weenie by adamjackson&jason69memefilms January 2, 2018

Screamin' Weenie Slam 

An advanced technique employed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant jumps up and runs screaming around the room before diving back on top of the female and forcefully thrusting his penis into the orifice of his choosing.

"I tried to pull off a screamin' weenie slam once but I got disoriented and missed. Now whenever we start to get frisky the dog runs out of the room."

Screamin' Weenie Slam by Cover of Whiteness October 17, 2012

teenie weenie syndrome

the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)

The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.

teenie weenie syndrome by Keith June 22, 2004

weenie suck

to give one a blow job

Meredith gave chief a weenie suck back in high school

weenie suck by Reg C January 20, 2008

weenie sprinkles

Louse of the genitals a.k.a. pubic lice

Allie: Do you have weenie sprinkles?

Josh: Hell no! Do you really think im that nasty?!?

weenie sprinkles by jsesTM December 29, 2009

weenie-shrinker 

A day that is so cold that it causes shrinkage, as in the Seinfeld episode.

Jay: Man, it's so cold out here my ears are frosting!
Chuck: Yeah, it's a real weenie-shrinker.

weenie-shrinker by Chuck_2122 January 20, 2007