"I was running to my tent and forgot there was a porch in front of it so I ran right into it and fell straight onto the cement..."
"Classic weenie, textbook!"
"Classic weenie, textbook!"
by weenies4lyfe August 14, 2012
An excuse for 12-17 year old guys to say a word that sounds like penis but isn't penis. Most claim that the weenis is the flap of skin under your elbow, but we all know that
a. The skin is the Olecranal skin
b. You are just obsessed with saying penis if you say weenis constantly
a. The skin is the Olecranal skin
b. You are just obsessed with saying penis if you say weenis constantly
Bill: "Dude my Weenis is dirty and scratched man"
Gary: "You just want to say penis don't you"
Bill: "Nu uh. Weenis is a medical term!"
Gary: (pulls out medical dictionary to find nothing on weenis)
Gary: "GTFO"
Gary: "You just want to say penis don't you"
Bill: "Nu uh. Weenis is a medical term!"
Gary: (pulls out medical dictionary to find nothing on weenis)
Gary: "GTFO"
by RoboZombie April 14, 2011
Lot's of opinions that it's the skin on your elbow--when I was a kid 30 years ago, however, it quite clearly was used as a combo-word in between "Wussy and Penis."
So if you weren't quite a Wussy (Weiner/Pussy), and you were kind of acting like a dick, you were a Weenis/Weenus.
So if you weren't quite a Wussy (Weiner/Pussy), and you were kind of acting like a dick, you were a Weenis/Weenus.
by flynscot October 12, 2009
A portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'penis'. an alternative to 'wuss' (a portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'pussy') because there is nothing wimpy about an orifice you can push a baby out of.
by Elektrifikatzia May 17, 2010
by itookashitonyamum September 9, 2020
by Ric October 10, 2003
1) a small hotdog
2) baby talk for the male genitals (aka a PENIS)
3) an insult used by pre-schoolers
2) baby talk for the male genitals (aka a PENIS)
3) an insult used by pre-schoolers
1) We rosted weenies over the fire
2) Pre-schooler 1: I'll show you my weenie if you show me yours.
Pre-schooler 2: Ok, one, two, three
Teacher: CHILDREN! STOP THIS AT ONCE!
3) Pre-schooler 1: Nanapoopoo you're a weenie!
Pre-schooler 2: waaa pre-schooler 1 called me a weenie!
2) Pre-schooler 1: I'll show you my weenie if you show me yours.
Pre-schooler 2: Ok, one, two, three
Teacher: CHILDREN! STOP THIS AT ONCE!
3) Pre-schooler 1: Nanapoopoo you're a weenie!
Pre-schooler 2: waaa pre-schooler 1 called me a weenie!
by ZaZa December 31, 2005