Weed Eater 

The most randomly generated punchline to a joke.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Weed eater"

Weed Eater by UR MOM IS HELLA GAY November 13, 2019

Weed Eater 

Weed Eater is the punchline to the concept that humor will be “randomly generated”. It originally came from an episode of VeggieTales but more specifically a viral post of someone putting in the clip of the prediction under the title of, “VeggieTales predicts modern humor”.

Since then, to abstract memes (e.g Wide Putin) that don’t have a clear punchline, the response can often be Weed Eater, referring to the famous line said in the episode.

Person 1: *Posts weird meme*
Person 2: W E E D E A T E R
Person 3: Weed Eater

Weed Eater by LarryTheVegetable42069 June 21, 2020

Weed Eater 

The new solution to the equation 2 + 2.

Robot #1: “What is the solution to the equation 2 + 2?”

Robot #2: “I don’t know. What does 2 + 2 equal?”

Robot #1: thinking mode intensifies

Robot #1: “WEED EATER.”

Larry the Cucumber: “Now THAT’S funny!”

Weed Eater by Undefined Definitions April 8, 2021

Weed Eater 

A vegan.

Why would you buy a $200 Weed Eater man? Just use one of the organic, living ones. Sure, it will complain about having it's ears pulled like a starter cord, but they will still get up the weeds just as good as a gas powered Weed Eater.

Weed Eater by WeeW MooM February 28, 2020

weed eater 

weed eater
One who smokes a lot of pot.

Mary is a real weed eater.

weed eater by kevin June 5, 2004

Weed Eater 

A large plug-in massager often used by women for vaginal stimulation such as the Hitachi Magic Wand and the Adam & Eve Magic Massager.

Plug in the weed eater honey, I'll be right there.

Weed Eater by Brock Ironthighs August 4, 2011

weed eater 

1. An electric or gas-powered rotary trimmer, used for cutting grass and weeds, from a standing height.

2. A haircut so bad it appears as if it were performed with such a device.

1. I'm going to use the weed eater on the back deck.

2. Did you cut your hair yourself? It looks like a weed-eater!

weed eater by eyeheartboobs January 11, 2005