the best day of the week to fuck!
olivia- hey what are you doing tonight?

kelsey- idk what day is it?

olivia- its Wednesday

kelsey- ooooohhhh girl you know what im doing tonight ;)
by biteme1 November 3, 2011
Often known in the Christian religion as Sunday's understudy. A generally normal day. Often called Hump Day, because of it's location in the middle of the week, and by the time Wednesday is done, the week is on a down hill roll.
Wednesday's aren't so bad, they are just to much in the middle of things.
by Jakabones August 13, 2006
Will: Do you know what day it is?
Jimmy: It is Wednesday my dudes
by OliverTheNerd May 29, 2018
Verb, To use one's handgun in a sideways position. The origin is derived from the fact that it is an activity often performed on a Wednesday.
Please cease your current actions or you will place upon me the need to Wednesday you with my derringer
by AlmightyWednesdayerofOld June 29, 2010
Person 1: Damn yo, this week sucks

Person 2: Dude tomorrow is FUCKING WEDNESDAY!

Person 1: Very true, we're gonna be SO HAMMERED, it won't be funny

Person 2: Not even conscious dude, Not even FUCKING conscious
by Chyeah216 September 22, 2010
Wednesday is Hump Day!

Wednesday is a day that comes after Tuesday and before Thursday in the calender, it is also known as hump day in the world of work because a work week is 5 days long, and Wednesday is the middle of the week or the peak of the hump, after Wednesday has ended, its closer to the weekend and the end of the working week.
Sarah: *Tuesday* Hey what day is it tomorrow?
Alice: Its Wednesday tomorrow.

Matt: *Tuesday* Dude, I cant wait for Saturday, its going to be so hype!
Jerry: No we can't get excited over this until after hump day.
by bubbleandsqueek January 12, 2014
A blow Job in the front seat of your car.
Shit, man. That was the most magnificent Wednesday ever.
by Monroegasm August 25, 2008