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Weedle slorp 

Noun:
An anomalous image of a Siamese cat that seems to turn one's brain off.
Verb:

The act of posting aforementioned image
Noun:
"Have you seen the weedle slorp Dave posted in our group chat?"
"Weedle slorp"

Verb:
"Dave don't you weedle slorp again you bastard"
"What, you mean post this Siamese cat?"
"Weedle slorp"
"Weedle slorp"
Weedle slorp by Bitch_beans April 16, 2022

waddle squad 

A large group of obese people seen in public.
Dave! check out the size of that waddle squad! they're forming a line out the door of the Panda Express!
waddle squad by spudmagic June 16, 2020

hippo waddle saurus 

A person who's exessive weight causes them to walk in an un-natural way.

A visually based description of 'overweight persons who waddle like a hippo when they walk' that emphasises the physical vilgarity of obesity.
It took ages to get through the checkout at the mall, I got stuck behind a hippo waddle saurus.
hippo waddle saurus by Steelbeard January 14, 2009

waddle-sex

when someone shoves there dick into waddle d.
Jesse was having waddle-sex all day long during school.
waddle-sex by Travis May 7, 2005

Weedle-sucked 

Tricking someone by offering something they already have access to.
He weedle-sucked his way into getting what he wanted from her.
Weedle-sucked by Larnae May 14, 2022

waddle of shame 

The awkward pants-around-your-ankles shuffle you are forced to do when the last person didn't replace the toilet paper and the spares are far out of reach.
Curse you brother for forcing the waddle of shame upon me! Replace the toilet paper when you finish the roll!