websling

When a man masturbates and then flings his semen after orgasm, much like Spiderman's webslinging ability.
I was jerking off when my girlfriend burst into my room, causing me to websling all over my monitor.
by Diebold November 04, 2007
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Websling Dong

The act of laying your soft penis in front of a person place or thing and immediatly get a sudden physical hardness in your private region were it extends to a length that it slaps the target object straight in the jaw and secretes a sticky white fluid on the target that simulates spidermans webs.
also see spiderman ass and Spidey Senses are Tingling
YO BROSEPHINO last night your grandma took the Websling Dong like a trooper!!
by Peter Russo July 03, 2007
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