Wearing A Hat 

Having a hat on your head.

Ummm... THE GOBLIN IS WEARING A HAT! And... THE FRIDGE IS WEARING A HAT! Duh... uh, A PILE OF HATS IS WEARING A HAT!

Wearing A Hat by Mixels April 26, 2023

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat 

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

I am a man who is wearing a hat 

Used to indicate that the speaker is a man and currently wearing a hat.

"I am a man who is wearing a hat"

I am a man who is wearing a hat by Daniel Kogel May 23, 2007

Wearing a big hat 

The act of being inebriated to dangerous levels of excess

Possum Jenkins: Hey, what did you do for halloween?
Ollie: We had a party, I was wearing a big hat for most of the night.

Wearing a big hat by TheRiverMan November 2, 2010

ain't nobody wearing a feather hat 

A statement said to your sister when what she is speaking of is stupid and out of her element.

Annikwa said, "I sure wish I had me some scotch."

Mo'Lindy replied, "Shoo, girl - ain't nobody wearing a feather hat. Drink you some Hen."

ain't nobody wearing a feather hat by it's this girl, biscuit! February 21, 2011

Wearing me as a hat 

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.

"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"

Wearing me as a hat by Parrotti July 22, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019