Weapons Troop 

one of three dumbasses that are numbered 1,2,and 3 man who run around with their thumbs up their asses messing up the break room and talking about loading in the desert because all of them have maybe done it once and it is the only thing in their life that they feel is worth talking about besides the fat chick with huge titties that they took home from the bar because they are so dumb that they had to pay the bitch to pretend to like what they had to offer.

weapons troop: i need to put gas in this diesel truck.

weapons expediter: take the gas key from my GASOLINE fueled truck and just throw in some unleaded, I did it once while I was in the desert in between loading bombs on planes and it didn't hurt anyone.

weapons troop: it sure is nice to know that if I fuck this up everyone already thinks that I am an idiot

Weapons Troop by McWhirter October 28, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008