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The Wax Job is the act of ejaculating in a female's ear, and preserving it until the semen turns into an orange wax, then using a Q-Tip to clean it up like ear wax, creating a pleasurable euphoric sensation. Combined with other stimulation it can result in toe-curling orgasms
Uncle Bill: 'How'd your date with Sandy go?'
Jerry: 'It went great, I gave her a Wax Job!'
Wax Job by Nate The Ape September 20, 2019
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to mislead someone, con them, lead them astray, or to "shine someone on" or B.S. them.
"She gave him a total wax job; said she was going out with her girlfriend but really had a date with that biker dude from the bar."

"Promising lower taxes and more Social Security benefits is a Government wax job."

Wax Job = Sign at car wash: "Unlimited Time! (up to 15 minutes)."
wax job by Concupy August 31, 2013
A man recieving oral,woman stops squeezes the head,slaps his balls together just before he peaks,and wax shoots out of his ears. Thats a wax job.
What did I do to make her give me that wax job!
Wax job by Fruit Loop of Al November 15, 2018
To bite off a girls pubes while having sex.
Dude me and my girl friend were doing it and I accidently have here a wax job.
Wax Job by Thereal29 May 4, 2014

Canadian Wax Job 

Peeling a piece of duct tape off your skin, thereby removing any hair that was underneath the duct tape. Usually painful.
Jane: *shrieks in pain and agony*
Dick: What the hell was that?
Jane: Oh, just gave myself a Canadian Wax Job.
Canadian Wax Job by queenlofod September 7, 2009

Montana Wax Job 

Having a chick blow you so hard that it causes the wax to eject from your ears, often with high velocity/pressure.
Steve hasn't needed his hearing aid since Maria gave him that Montana Wax Job.
Montana Wax Job by Funkenstein June 11, 2006

Double Reverse Wax Job 

The art of waxing your bosses personal car while also waxing his knob. Patented by the Slammin one.
Guy1: I wonder how that douche got that huge promotion? He's a freaking idiot.

Guy 2: Oh shit you didnt hear? He gave the boss a double reverse wax job... appearently he's pretty good at it.
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