A materialistic douche bag. Often can be found wearing their cousin's polo shirt with a stolen pair of true religions and a pair of sneakers that took up their mom's entire welfare check. They actually think they're cool because of their stupid slang words that don't make any sense, even to them because they have no mind of their own. They want to be just like today's rappers (all of which suck) and they think life is a music video. Their world revolves around which Jordan's just came out and whether or not they "have dat piff on deck." Some of them can often be found substituting every 'G' for a 'Q' or "getting tatted" even though they're only getting it because all their friends have shitty tattoos and they want to fit in. They make today's generation look bad.
Guy 1: yo i qot dem sneaky foams on deck my niqqa , u tryna buy these shits off me ?
Guy 2: No. What do I look like? A fucking wavy kid? I'd rather spend my money on something useful.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.