Waukesha North

Like Waukesha West, only less sh!tty and more purple (making it gay). It is notable for its marching band and its members that never shut the front door about marching band 365 days a year. It is basically a bomb shelter and a black hole of cell phone service, which is bad because if a bomb did go off there the students would have no way to contact anyone. Good luck maintaining good eyesight after seeing the sun for the first time in 6 hours after school is over.

I need a place where I can be bored, not see the sun, be safe from bombs and not be able to text someone... Waukesha North sounds perfect.

Waukesha North by sdrawkcabsisiht April 12, 2011

Waukesha North

A totally not-cool school that fails in every athletic competition except marching band. Which they are also awful at. The school itself is populated by transvestites and Rodents of Unusual Size. The school colors are purple and white, an obvious nod to the Nazi's football team's colors during the 1940's Olympics.

Person 1: Hey, so you go to Waukesha North?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Don't come near me!!!

Waukesha North by drachea March 31, 2011

Waukesha North

Good luck being able to see after having spent 7 deadly hours without seeing the light of day!!! The Band Geeks wear the same, "They All Fall" shirt everyday, and keep saying marching around playing interments while wearing ugly uniforms is a sport. The Dance team can dance pretty well but cant keep their legs together. The Cheer team sucks. The varsity boys basketball team is ok. The football team cant catch a ball for the life of them. The track team is actually good. Good luck making it through freshmen year. The teachers suck. Mr.Sciano is the worst teacher on earth. Mr.Katula doesn't give a crap. Mr.Deml yells at you for using your phone then if you leave class and leave your phone on the table he will steal it and hide it from you. Mr.Euwing might try to date you on tinder*Watch out*. At least we don't have Galante as our principle like Waukesha South. Waukesha North Superfans will make fun of Waukesha West for being rich cuz we are just so poor. For some reason this year we somehow got the money to get a tv in the math hallway and digital clocks in the halls.

Guy 1: Where do you go to school

Guy 2: Waukesha North

Guy 1: Your ganna be a high school drop out with a drug addiction in 2 years :/

Waukesha North by BabyMasterJR March 27, 2019