Watery Cunt 

A person who is easily offended by wind ups and jokes, thinking they are being picked on or others are mean to them. This often results in a huff or cry.
They can also be excessively nice to others, this may seem false, especially if done to acquaintances.

Oh God Vicki stop whinging about what Crystal said, it was a joke. You are being a watery cunt.
OR
Why is Lucy being so nice to me, I hardly know her. I have no idea Nina, she is such a watery cunt.

Watery Cunt by MM - it's not for everyone August 12, 2015

cunt water 

Another name for vaginal fluid, pussy juice, she cum, femspumk, and possibly others.

Nothing tastes better than cunt water.
I could drink her cunt water all night long.
I rubbed her pussy until it exploded with pleasure and replenished its supply of cunt water.

cunt water by Cock Meistro 87 December 4, 2010