1) Douche.
2) That which exhibits properties of douche or has douchelike tendencies.

Nice one cuntwater, try not to kill yourself next time.
by MuleyHimself April 19, 2008
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The worst female cutdown known to man. A mixture of the word "Cunt" and the word "Twat".
You are such a Cuntwat!
by Derek December 16, 2004
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A combination of cunt and twat that happens to conserve a "t" and make life a little bit better.
stop being such a cuntwat, mike.
by bite me December 13, 2004
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