watermelon fucker 

One who sticks a watermelon in the microwave to warm it up the take it out then drill a hole in it then fucks it

Will was a watermelon fucker

watermelon fucker by Maximimus June 6, 2017

Watermelon Fucker 

a Watermelon Fucker is a dude who well.. Puts a hole in a watermelon and fucks it. These type of people are actually not that common and are mostly used in Packing ( another way for saying Argument ) and just calling someone a name in general.

1: Ewwwwwwww you are such a watermelon fucker
2: No im not!
1: Yes you are!

Watermelon Fucker by Α May 18, 2023