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watered down 

When someone's actions/personality is a non-factor in a social environment.
Tim's inability to get off the wall at the school dance made his game way watered down.
watered down by Cameron Jaymes September 26, 2007

Watered Down 

When someone looks ethnic but may potentially have some white ancestry.
Eva you look watered down, like I know you’re fully Peruvian but you look like you might be half Caucasian
Watered Down by Reime705 December 5, 2019

watered down hipster 

a person who likes non-mainstream music, dresses fashionably, probably digs craft beer and brews their own fancy coffee, may or may not own a record player, and possesses other characteristics that are typically associated with a "hipster" except they are not pretentious, annoying or extreme about it. Thus, they are rad, interesting people that I would like to be friends with.
"Why do you always date watered down hipsters?"
"Because they are super laid back and adorable and then I have someone to go to obscure indie shows with!"
watered down hipster by amandabeck47 December 12, 2015

Watered Down Sundae 

When a girl squirts on your face and in your mouth while eating her out, thus making a white-ish watered down sundae.
I was eating my girlfriend out last night and she gave me a Watered Down Sundae.

Oh dude gross!
Watered Down Sundae by nofudgeplz69 December 7, 2010

watered down mustache 

a boy not yet a man trying to grow a mustache but it is greasy, stubbly, and thin. therefore you can visibly see the skin on the upper lip still.
shaney@hboilers.com has such a squritley watered down mustache. he looks like hes 4!
watered down mustache by harmicar August 23, 2008

watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat 

A good insult to against people you despise.
She’s as blind as my watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat and looks like it too.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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