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Waterburn 

burn caused by hitting water at high rates of speed leaving a uncanny red resemblance to that of sunburn
Amber suffered an extreme case of waterburn while attempting to wake board.
Waterburn by Chris Dimsdale November 7, 2007
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Waterluian 

A driving maneuver that when turning right or left onto a two lane street you drift into the far lane instead of staying in the closest lane.

Named after the city of Waterloo where the frequency of this idiotic maneuver is rampant.
I was turning left onto a two lane street and some idiot turning right at the same time pulled a Waterluian and almost sideswiped me.
Waterluian by viverant August 27, 2009

waterboring 

in analogy to the torture method of waterboarding; it means having to sit through the mind-numbing, nerve killing, boring recounts of some turd you cannot walk away from for diplomatic, social reasons or just out of respect.
John Stewart (The daily show):
So how did John Kerry convince Karzai to change his mind. Oh I know: listening to John Kerry go on and on, tat's like waterboring.
waterboring by wordjunky November 2, 2009

watertarian

Only consumes water. Same as airatarian
I can't eat anything, I'm watertarian.
watertarian by austin1011231 September 5, 2022