Water Parking 

When two men face each other, fully erect, and urinate on each other.

We didn’t go to the water park for the rides, we went for the water parking.

Water Parking by All Bets Hedged February 4, 2021

Water Packing 

The act of putting your bare asshole up to the water jets of a hot tub and allowing the jets to shoot up your ass. You will then have the shits for the next week. (If you did it right)

Kyle: Hey, dude, I got the shits!
Ted: Why man?
Kyle: I think it's 'cause I water packed last night.
Ted: Whoa man.
Kyle: Yeah.
Ted: Now I'm gonna go water packing.
Kyle: Awesome!

Water Packing by Mark Merno August 6, 2011

Water Packing 

The act of putting your bare asshole up to a hot tub water jet so the water sprays into your crack and packs your shit. You will then have the shits for the next week, or day.

Ted: That felt amazing.
Walter: What?
Ted: I just water packed.
Walter: You went water packing?
Ted: Yes.

Water Packing by Mark Merno October 22, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012