wash the dog

a lesbian golden shower

wash the dog: I was SHOCKED when I walked in on Elizabeth and Brianne washing the dog...

wash the dog by AS from Toronto September 10, 2008

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Wash the Dog

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

Wash the Dog by DrDirtea September 6, 2016

Related Words

wash the dog • wash the cat • Wash The Dishes • Wash The Car • Wash the chicken shit off your eggs • wash the China out of it • wash the chinese off • wash the chud • Wash the cups • wash the eyes

Wash the dog

What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.

My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.

Wash the dog by Mad Dan (Leicester) March 21, 2020

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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

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