When you heat up a corn dog and shove it up another man or womans ass. Resulting in a corn dog stuck in ur partners ass hole but you get to keep the stick.
I was slammin my gf and than i gave her a warm winky and she flipped but i lick the stick to this day.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.