Warcraft Widow
Warcraft Widow by xela September 1, 2008
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Warcraft Widow
A girl who has lost the time she spends with her boyfriend because he plays World of Warcraft so unbelievably freaking often. The worst scenario this could present itself in is when both people have jobs and/or school, causing both time with the girl and on Warcraft to be limited to the same hours.
A way to resolve this issue is for the girl to try the following: become interested, cuddle with him while he's playing (best way is to sit behind him, with your arms around his waist, thus not inhibiting his view or typing functions), ask questions about the game, and possibly even (this is a dramatic course of action) join in! Warcraft can be a fun game and from this standpoint you could even suggest grouping together on alternate characters (called alts or toons).
Warcraft doesn't have to be the end of your relationship, fear not.
....If you have any questions you can contact me in-game on Songiss, Sentinels server.
A way to resolve this issue is for the girl to try the following: become interested, cuddle with him while he's playing (best way is to sit behind him, with your arms around his waist, thus not inhibiting his view or typing functions), ask questions about the game, and possibly even (this is a dramatic course of action) join in! Warcraft can be a fun game and from this standpoint you could even suggest grouping together on alternate characters (called alts or toons).
Warcraft doesn't have to be the end of your relationship, fear not.
....If you have any questions you can contact me in-game on Songiss, Sentinels server.
"We never have sex anymore! You're always on that stupid game!"
"Well, just consider the fact that when I finally get my endgame equipment, we'll both be horny as hell. It's for the better. Mind running and getting me an energy drink, hun? I'll be on for a few more hours."
"I heard about this 12 step program for Warcraft Widows. Mind making an alt on Sentinels really quick sweetheart? There's a chick I need to talk to..."
"Well, just consider the fact that when I finally get my endgame equipment, we'll both be horny as hell. It's for the better. Mind running and getting me an energy drink, hun? I'll be on for a few more hours."
"I heard about this 12 step program for Warcraft Widows. Mind making an alt on Sentinels really quick sweetheart? There's a chick I need to talk to..."
Warcraft Widow by Kathistle December 30, 2008
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Warcraft Widow
An online game enjoyed by millions.
There are 3 types of people in the world.. those that play warcraft, those that have never heard of warcraft and those that know someone who plays warcraft.
Those that play: Have online friends from all over the world and often play Warcraft to escape their nagging partners, disgusting room mates and boring friends.
Those that have never heard of warcraft: Usualy spend all their time partying and wasting money on beer
Those that know someone who plays Warcraft: Resent the fact that a game is more appealing than they are and will try ANYTHING to get the player away from the computer because "they need a real life"
There are millions of "warcraft widows" that would like to see their partners stop playing so they can go and sit and watch endless hours of tv, soaps and x-factor with them instead, not realising the irony of this. Think about it... If YOU were more appealing then the game would take 2nd place.
Partners should consider themselves lucky that they know where their Warcraft playing partner is ;)
There are 3 types of people in the world.. those that play warcraft, those that have never heard of warcraft and those that know someone who plays warcraft.
Those that play: Have online friends from all over the world and often play Warcraft to escape their nagging partners, disgusting room mates and boring friends.
Those that have never heard of warcraft: Usualy spend all their time partying and wasting money on beer
Those that know someone who plays Warcraft: Resent the fact that a game is more appealing than they are and will try ANYTHING to get the player away from the computer because "they need a real life"
There are millions of "warcraft widows" that would like to see their partners stop playing so they can go and sit and watch endless hours of tv, soaps and x-factor with them instead, not realising the irony of this. Think about it... If YOU were more appealing then the game would take 2nd place.
Partners should consider themselves lucky that they know where their Warcraft playing partner is ;)
I don't need to get a life, I play Warcraft, I have lots of lives.
warcraft widow: "oh my husband plays on that silly game for 5 hours a day! Why can't he just come and sit with me to watch Reality tv, soaps and take up knitting!"
warcraft widow: "oh my husband plays on that silly game for 5 hours a day! Why can't he just come and sit with me to watch Reality tv, soaps and take up knitting!"
Warcraft Widow by Imzadi Hunter November 2, 2010
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