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i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE
I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

Chemical Warfare farts

Chemical warfare farts smell like a poison gas concoction.
Captain Fisher wondered if WWI was still somehow, going on up the soldier's ass, due to the chemical warfare farts.

Modern Warfare 2019 

Andy: Bro what’s wrong?
John: Bro when I trying to cross the motherfucking street in modern warfare 2019 Some Campers fucking shot me to death

Andy:Oh Ok?

Stick warfare: Blood strike 

Game temporarily made by Team Mordernator. it's a game made by the same person i said, features a stickman other than wise ass type 1 operators. you can buy guns, explosives, armors, and even skills! there are Multiplayer, and introducing Reload animations

remember to use Code "Happy 3rd anniversary" if it doesnt work maybe replace the "anniversary" with the "a" capitalized remember it's limited time or you get wasted for nothing
amatuer: uses M18 Carbine with Gunslinger perk
me: this guy is so N00B1E
pro: uses CAR-4 with Rifleman

me: damn this guy know what he's doing!

player haha i get more reward codes on Stick warfare: blood strike!
me: can u tell me pliss
player: ok type "Happy 3rd anniversary" at code remember for limited time
*me gets 30k cash and 100 gold*
me: thank u so much bro
player: no problem

random guy with support perk: haha i have so much ammo
me with using support perk too: same here bruh

chivalry: medieval warfare 

Often abbreviated as Chiv amongst PC gamers. Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is a ridiculously badass First Person Slasher game made by Torn Banner Studios which is set in a medieval battlefield and consists of usually 16-24 players violently slashing and/or whacking the shit out of each other with swords, maces, clubs, and other archaic weaponry.

It's also one of the few games where it is entirely possible to accidentally decapitate your entire team with a wrong mouse click.
Man 1: "Fuck man I can't wait for Chivalry: Medieval Warfare to finish updating."

Man 2: "Same here, I've been itching to bash someone's head in with my heavy flail."
wascar is a king
that guy in the party was a wascar