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A match of golf where whoever wins a hole chooses at will his competitors club. Often played in teams. The winner must carry the clubs hes won for the entire match. At the end of the match the winner is the player carrying the most of the opponent's golf clubs. The clubs MUST be returned after the match and count-up.

I'm so tired, earlier today I played wargolf and won every hole for 9 holes. Carrying 23 clubs on such a hilly course didn't help much, either.

wargolf by ultimate golf bro August 17, 2010

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wardolfsalad

Wardolfsalad, similar to the word "Waldorfsalad" ( A well known culinary delight ), but instead describes the behavior of the Chef rather than the contents of the food bowl.

Waiter: What can I get you sir ?
Customer: May I please have the Waldorf salad ?
waiter: Sorry sir, Salad is off, Chef has left early again, you can have the tinned WARDOLFSALAD instead ?

wardolfsalad by Dakoder August 24, 2021

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WarWolf

Shaving Your ass or pubic hair over the toilet, after taking a fat shit. The Turd In question must be atleast the size of an average funkopop. If the shaved hair lands in a mustache or beard shape this is refered to as an exceptional warwolf.

Bro i just took the fattest warwolf of the year. grew it out for 6 months, the duece looked like chewbacca when i was done.

WarWolf by FrancisFireShaft April 21, 2025

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WarWolf

In Summary, a warwolf is the action of shaving your asshair after taking such a violent shit, that the hair is permanently tainted, or full of dinglebarries.

The War refers to the extremely intense "war" in the bathroom prior to the shaving. The wolf refers to the appearence of a turd covered in the shaved hair.

This Gesture is unpleasant but sometimes necessary.

I had to resort to warwolf last night. A simple Shower would not have fixed the fallout from tacobell dinner.

WarWolf by FrancisFireShaft April 28, 2025

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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