wargolf

A match of golf where whoever wins a hole chooses at will his competitors club. Often played in teams. The winner must carry the clubs hes won for the entire match. At the end of the match the winner is the player carrying the most of the opponent's golf clubs. The clubs MUST be returned after the match and count-up.

I'm so tired, earlier today I played wargolf and won every hole for 9 holes. Carrying 23 clubs on such a hilly course didn't help much, either.

by ultimate golf bro August 17, 2010

wardolfsalad

Wardolfsalad, similar to the word "Waldorfsalad" ( A well known culinary delight ), but instead describes the behavior of the Chef rather than the contents of the food bowl.

Waiter: What can I get you sir ?
Customer: May I please have the Waldorf salad ?
waiter: Sorry sir, Salad is off, Chef has left early again, you can have the tinned WARDOLFSALAD instead ?

by Dakoder August 24, 2021

WarWolf

Shaving Your ass or pubic hair over the toilet, after taking a fat shit. The Turd In question must be atleast the size of an average funkopop. If the shaved hair lands in a mustache or beard shape this is refered to as an exceptional warwolf.

Bro i just took the fattest warwolf of the year. grew it out for 6 months, the duece looked like chewbacca when i was done.

by FrancisFireShaft April 21, 2025

WarWolf

In Summary, a warwolf is the action of shaving your asshair after taking such a violent shit, that the hair is permanently tainted, or full of dinglebarries.

The War refers to the extremely intense "war" in the bathroom prior to the shaving. The wolf refers to the appearence of a turd covered in the shaved hair.

This Gesture is unpleasant but sometimes necessary.

I had to resort to warwolf last night. A simple Shower would not have fixed the fallout from tacobell dinner.

by FrancisFireShaft April 28, 2025