Definitions by Dakoder

faucinochio 

A "Faucinochio" is a government level bare faced scientific lie, of such huge proportions, it goes beyond lying, it is the infinity of all lies, the magnitude of the lie is so impossible to comprehend that it actually becomes a scientific fact.

"Voter: Where has the citizens tax money gone?"

"Politician: Oh, we invested it in cleaning up the planet, country, rail, healthcare etc"
"Voter: That's a bare faced faucinochio lie !"

faucinochio by Dakoder April 17, 2024

grutfuttle 

The act of moving from one end of the bed towards your partner under the bedsheets while growling and laughing

"How was your romantic date ?"

"amazing! We had a candle lit dinner, then went to bed for a grutfuttle"

grutfuttle by Dakoder January 23, 2023

wardolfsalad 

Wardolfsalad, similar to the word "Waldorfsalad" ( A well known culinary delight ), but instead describes the behavior of the Chef rather than the contents of the food bowl.

Waiter: What can I get you sir ?
Customer: May I please have the Waldorf salad ?
waiter: Sorry sir, Salad is off, Chef has left early again, you can have the tinned WARDOLFSALAD instead ?

wardolfsalad by Dakoder August 24, 2021

gruttfuttle

An action word that describes the noise and motion your partner makes while crawling under the bed sheets.

After brushing his teeth my husband gruttfuttled onto his side of the bed

gruttfuttle by Dakoder March 20, 2021

buzwordsalad 

Similar to buzzwordsalad, but specifically describes a math equation or algorithm that appears to be full of meaningless algebraic content and buzzwords, but is actually a highly complex equation that simulates quantum chaos.

That equation is a buzwordsalad, nothing of value, it should be deleted.

buzwordsalad by Dakoder April 23, 2020