When a person is so obese and ugly that it makes you want to saddle him/her, reign them, and ride them into battle.
While on my way to Sun Taco a heard of war-bisons were exiting the local feed pen (aka McDonalds) to head back to their watering hole (aka Coldstones).
by todd's production nation November 12, 2010
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