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WANK BANK

A conscious thought to mentally photograph a person so as to be able to masturbate while thinking about them at a later date.
"She's not a bad looking sort"

"Yeah, I might put her in the wank bank"
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Memory, with respect to sexually stimulating thoughts and recalled when masturbating.
Did you see that girl dancing on the podium? I've put her in my wank bank.
by VAKI5 May 7, 2005
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A collection of material used as an visual aid during masturbation.
"Damn girl, you look fine in that photo- its going in my wank-bank"
by P May 28, 2004
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Wank Bank

Noun.
A metaphorical storage centre where pictures, videos, mental images, thoughts or otherwise can be held for safe keepings with the intention to masturbate to at a more convenient time.
Did she just pop out?

Yeah I made a deposit to the wank bank
by AdamtheDykes December 28, 2010
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The list of chicks in your head that you wack off too.
That chick has a great ass, im adding her to my "Wank Bank"
by Steven J Smeckles January 15, 2009
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Search page on www.thankyourwank.com that allows you to look up anyone and "thank" them for thinking about them while masturbating!
I looked up Todd on thankyourwank.com Wank Bank and he had so many points on his Wank Balance! I couldn't resist and I added one more. Such a good wank!
by WankMistress July 11, 2011
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A section of tha (mainly) male brain that keepz a record of sexually stimulating thoughtz + ideaz that are called upon when masturbating.
Have you seen Steve'z new girl?
I've added her to my wank bank.
by Safecracker G January 16, 2005
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