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Wandering Eye 

A penis: A man's penis has one hole resembling an eye in which it wanders from person to person searching or looking for the one in which it chooses!
That man's wandering eye was satisfied by that cute girl from the bar last night.
Wandering Eye by Lubriderm+ May 20, 2010

wandering eye 

Not to be confused with a whispering eye, as in Role Models, a wandering eye is a vagina that has moved from its original place (a prolapse). It most commonly happens with women that have just had children or with old ladies that are severely disappointed with their grandchildren and have already banished half of them from the family.
Jack: Do you want to go have sex in the garden tonight?

Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.

Jack: What's wrong with her?

Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.

Intense eye watering 

When your eye starts to water very intensely (IT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRYING).
A fly flew into my eye and I got intense eye watering.

eye-watering

some kind of invented adjective that describes either an experience like sticking your head out of a moving airplane or seeing something so appetizing that saliva actually streams out of your eyes.
The sushi there is eye-watering!
eye-watering by Pooleside January 21, 2024

Eye watering candy

A twist on ‘eye candy’, but for a well endowed good looking man showing off his goods.
He was some eye watering candy to look at 🥵

eyeball wandering

a mans inability to keep his eyes from wandering towards a womans chest in order to reap the benefits of what her mammary glands offer, without actual physical contact. usually happens without the mans knowledge.
man: ah, damn it! i'm eyeball wandering again.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.