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Walmart Bag 

The three genders: Male, Female, and Walmart Bag.
Walmart Bag by AmNow August 8, 2023

walmart bag 

the 4 genders: boy, girl, non binary, and WALMART BAG!!!!111!
HOW DARE U CALL ME A BOY, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG!
hey you, person(boy, girl, non binary) do 10000 + 1000
the person: NO, THAT IS RUDE TO CALL ME A (boy, girl, non binary) PERSON, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG
walmart bag by walmart_bag November 2, 2023

I am a walmart bag. 

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

Brown Wal-mart Plastic Bag 

When Some Has Explosive Diarrea And Shits On A Wal-Mart Bag
Oh I Drank To Much Last Night At McWolf's Pub And I Brown Wal-Mart Plastic Baged!

WalmartBagSexual 

Joe:Hey man ur kinda wanna go on a date

Many: Nahhhh bro im WalmartBagSexual
Joe:oh ok
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