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Wally Darling 

A probably autistic puppet who either does or does not know how babies are even made. This mf probably doesn’t even know what a condom is, yet people simp for this mf and make oversexualized AU’s and art of this thing.
“I love Wally Darling!”
What kind?”
“Are you a FUCKING idiot..??”
Wally Darling by Slinkypeepee December 30, 2023

Wally Darling 

Wally Darling is a character in an ARG (alternate reality game) called "Welcome home" made by a creator named CLOWN_SHAPED_COFFIN on twitter. He is one of 9. Darling lives in a living house known as "Home." Wally is often depicted as a short yellow puppet, blue pompadour, blue cardigan, red necktie, large black pupils, blue, red, orange, yellow striped pants, black and white shoes, and no nose or eyebrows. He is quite the silly fella! Quite oblivious and unaware.
example 1 . Wally Darling - "Hello, neighbor..~"

example 2 . Friend - "Dude! Have you seen the new ARG website, Welcome home?! It's so colorful and cool!"
Wally Darling by anonymous April 5, 2024