wallabus

The wallabus is in every sense the product of a union between man and wallaby. Said union is required to occur on the stroke of midnight. The soundtrack to this coupling of man and beast is required to be the song 'Twist Them Out' as recorded by Dillinja. During conception both parties shall attempt to girate to the beat of this song to the best of their ability. Only by controlling all variables and keeping only the purest intentions at heart may this pair create their wallabus. It is written that after conception the wallabus will be born unto the wallaby. His appearance will be a convergence of man and wallaby and he will inherit the earth.

"What is it darling?"
"It's just a wallabus dear. Don't be alarmed."
"But he's eating aunt Maureen."
"Well she shouldn't have questioned his purity."

by paul leary December 9, 2003

wallabus

the name given to an unknown animal
big monkeys

big wallabuses have monkey two shoes
Usk!

by werdkiiid August 20, 2003

Wallabaster

A cross between a Walleye and a Bass...(fish)

Well lookie there man, ya caught a Wallabaster, good job bud.

by Fortuna Wallabaster Palmer January 23, 2007

corny wallabasher

A "Corny Wallabasher" is when you freeze human "feces, a turd, or piece of poo" and use it as a Dildo or Sex Toy.

Take the "Corny Wallabasher" out of the freezer and lets get sexual.

by DanielHC November 25, 2007

wallabosh

I dont know some scottish geezer called me it

Fuck off you wallabosh

by wallabosher October 7, 2023

wallapuss

a name give to person who gets lots of puss.

That guy is a wallapuss.

by wallapuss June 6, 2011

Wallabs

A shorter way to say the Clark's brand shoe Wallabees.

I'm rocking my wallabs with this kick-A shirt.

by Ila Enilorac January 12, 2011