wall virginity

A term most commonly used on Facebook and MySpace.
When you're the first person to write on somebody's wall or comment on someone's profile; therefore reaping them of their virginity of that said wall or profile.

On Nicky's wall...

Courtney wrote on Nov. 2:
WALL VIRGINITY RAPED!

wall virginity by cityclass November 5, 2006

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Wall Virginity

A wall virginity is when a virgin who clearly is never going to get laid, compromises this misfortune by indirectly talking about sex. While silently hoping for a little comfort helping the virgin to relieve its pain of his/her sad world. mostly used on a social networking websites(facebook, myspace, etc).

Virgin who is never getting laid:

Ha! I STOLE YOUR WALL VIRGINITY!!

Guy who receives the posting:

You little fuckling, grow the fuck up! You are embarrasing me!

Wall Virginity by KurniawanDennis January 21, 2008

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wall virginity • wall of virginity • Wall-ed • wall street journal • wall of death • Wall Street • wall of text • wall biter • wall rape • wall candy

wall of virginity

dreamcastguy's wall of games

oh no, he's walking over to his wall of virginity

wall of virginity by VersatileMink May 27, 2021

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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