Walking the dog

code word for masturbating when you don't want people around you to know what you ar e really talking about. i.e. parents and children

Bob: So, now that you and Cindy broke up, you have to start walking -the-dog huh?
Gary: Yeah... but ya' know .. I'll find a new girl soon.
Thier Mom: Boys....you shouldn't expect women to walk-your-dogs, that is something you should do yourself. I walk-the-dog twice a day. It is good for everyone

Gary: Yeah? Well look at that... good to know mom.. II'll start walking the dog as much as possible..

by laughsbylisa April 3, 2015

Walking the dog

v. To fuck your friend or coworkers wife on the down low while he sits at his desk doing your work for you

Hey Derek, thats cold as hell how you be walking the dog
on your boy like that.

by DKarnes May 21, 2008

Walking the dog

beatin off, masturbating

"Hey mike i gotta call u back, i'm about to go walking the dog."

by Seriyon November 29, 2006

Walking the dog

The term "walking the dog" isn't what it seems. For most people, they would take their four-legged lovable doggie out for a stroll. In this case, "walking the dog" means to go home at lunch and masturbate until you howl louder than your dog. Most common tools used for this action: Hilighter, Hair brush, Dildo, Rubber fist, Shock collar & Colt's swag... fingers are not too common.

Bob: Hey, Fred, where you off to?

Fred: Off walking the dog...

Bob: Ohh, walk the dog, eh? Funny how I see you don't leave your apartment! Who's walking who??

by tootsoonie3 January 15, 2011

Walking the dog

It is When your dick is hard and you tie some sort of string to your penis and wiggle it about like you are walking a dog.

Hey you guys, leave me lone im walking the dog!

by kiwi May 7, 2004

Walking the dog

What does walking the dog mean

Walking the dog

by Walking the dog April 28, 2019

walk these dogs

Getting your hustle on simple and plain. Getting to work. The act of earning your money. See: gettin paper.

Let's get together walk these dogs and represent Wu- Method Man, Wu Tang Clan. Song: Ice CREAM

by Hiphopsincesugarhill September 3, 2017