walkering

walking while drunk. Usually long distances such as walking home from a bar/party.

I saw a girl walkering down the street with a case of beer in her hand on the way here.

by eclipse13 September 27, 2005

David walkering

When you pull a David Walker and get lonely and fuck a Chihuahua

David Walker a local guy got so lonely that the he decided to fuck a Chihuahua/any dog thus he is David Walkering

by 696unknown696 December 5, 2018

paul walkering

v. Being in a semi-successful movie franchise and ironically dying by some accident in which your movies were about.

man1: Dude I love acting in Real Steel *dies due to robot malfunction*

man2: Damn he's paul walkering!

by UD Creator73 December 2, 2013

Walking Dead Zone

A Walking Dead Zone is an area for people with mobile phones who are currently experiencing the inconvenience of not being able to transmit to a nearby mobile site, base station, or any other similar Wi-Fi points of access. In these areas, the mobile phone is said to be in a state of outage. Walking Dead Zones is usually where Wi-Fi service is not available because the signal between the handset and mobile site antennas is blocked or severely reduced, usually by hilly terrain, spooky graveyards, dense foliage, physical distance, or interference from the Talking Dead. This will cause most mobile phone users who have no means of transportation to keep “walking “ until they are finally within range of a verifiable signal. Some of these Talking Dead who are traversing the Walking Dead Zones, have been known to utter out incoherent ramblings, such as, “Out of range!” “Out of range!”

Kelly: “Where’d Derek go, Brandon?”
Brandon: “Him and a few of his friends are in a Walking Dead Zone, somewhere between here and the abandoned church.

Kelly: “Well, he better hurry up and get back here in time for The Walking Dead ‘else I’m gonna start watching The Jerry Springer Show, I’m a telling you what!”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 29, 2018

walzering

the act of eating pudding out of another man's anus.

Art didn't eat his pudding today at lunch. He saved it for shower time, he's going to do some walzering.

by forging ahead February 27, 2013

mud walking

when the lean hits you and you fallin stayin unbalanced

drakeo be mud walking into Neiman Marcus

by celly.sal December 7, 2017

walking Google

One who has an encyclopedic knowledge of a subject.

Man, that chick is a walking google of street slang.

by pleinaire April 3, 2016