Walker Hand 

A hand in any given card game that is completely useless.

I was playing poker last night, but I kept getting walker hands, so I lost every round.

Walker Hand by pendactic July 24, 2011

Edward Walker Hands 

Similar to the game Edward Forty Hands, with the obvious exception that instead of 40's, 200ml bottles of Johnnie Walker are used.

One bottle is duct taped to each hand and cannot be removed until both bottles have been emptied. An extremely dangerous undertaking that should not taken lightly.

Did you see how fucked up Johnny was after playing Edward Walker hands last night?

Edward Walker Hands by Johnny1624 April 23, 2011

Wanker Hands 

Dispite sounding offensive the term 'Wanker Hands' is actually a endearing and affectionate phrase commonly used in North West of England to describe someone who has very nice hands.

Me; I see you've got Wanker Hands.
You; Why thank you. I grew them myself.

Wanker Hands by the_riveria_kid December 10, 2010

dog walkers handwarmer 

After collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a "dog shit bag", during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! Much cheaper than a peacock hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !

My hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately "Billy Muttley" had a shit, so I bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.

dog walkers handwarmer by AndyAndyAndy January 23, 2018

Left-handed spanner wanker 

The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser

What a left-handed spanner wanker!

Left-handed spanner wanker by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009