Definitions by the_riveria_kid

Emp Peperami 

Emp Peperami is the storage of Peperami (the sausage based snack) for use in a disaster event such as and EMP (electromagnetic pulse) disaster.

Andy: "Theres a black out in our street I best open my EMP Peperami".

Me: "Sound".

Emp Peperami by the_riveria_kid March 9, 2011

Wanker Hands 

Dispite sounding offensive the term 'Wanker Hands' is actually a endearing and affectionate phrase commonly used in North West of England to describe someone who has very nice hands.

Me; I see you've got Wanker Hands.
You; Why thank you. I grew them myself.

Wanker Hands by the_riveria_kid December 10, 2010

Marketingmungous 

When a large amount of awesome marketing can or has taken place.

We are going to go Marketingmungous on this new product launch!

Marketingmungous by the_riveria_kid October 7, 2010