A condition that arises when exposed to prolonged walkdowns. Symptoms may include brain fog, fatigue, dehydration, long tangential conversations about social issues, watching powerlines instead of the road, and saying "that's a nice pole" unprompted. If you or your coworkers are affected by walkdown syndrome, you may be entitled to compensation in the form of free lunch.
Sorry, I am normally not this dumb, it must be the walkdown syndrome.
When you have nothing better to do on New Years eve, you find a area with a good viewing point of a mass gathering and start masturbating close to the countdown - as they people start shouting 10 , 9 , 8 - you try and time your ejaculation to occur at exactly the end of the countdown as the clock strikes 12 and you hear everyone celebrating below and fireworks going off - and you pretend that it is all for your ejaculation.
When you're watching Countdown you must race against the clock to blow your load.
whilst the two contestants where competing against each other for the maths game i was competing in my own game, a race against the clock to complete todays wankdown