Terry Waite's allotment

Self-explanatory to Britishers in the 1990's, this description of unruly hair will puzzle the rest of us, so:
1. Terry Waite served as the Anglican Church's international diplomacy negotiator. In 1987, he was himself taken hostage in Lebanon and held mostly in solitary confinement until his release in 1991. He's a well-known public speaker now.
2. "Allotment" in Britain is an urban rented garden patch.
Hence, Terry Waite's allotment would be untended and weed-choked.
I haven't determined if Waite actually was an allotment holder at the time of his confinement.

The man on the bench had a red beard like Terry Waite's allotment.

Terry Waite's allotment by Jesfine January 1, 2005

Terry Waite's allotment

(Simile.) Describes a badly overgrown ladygarden or punani in need of a lot of TLC. (And possibly an industrial-sized strimmer.)

"I pulled down her knickers, and she had a twat like Terry Waite's allotment! I've seen long-haired poodles with less hair than her!"

Terry Waite's allotment by Niall Brady February 9, 2003

Terry Waite's allotment

see ambush

I got totally ambushed, she was groomed like Terry Waite's allotment.

Terry Waite's allotment by Barnold April 1, 2004

waiter's nightmare 

A bad dream experienced by persons who wait tables for a living. The details in the dream may vary, but the one constant of all waiters nightmares is a full station (assigned tables) of unhappy customers (or members if the establishment is a private club). A common WN is arriving late at work and finding your station already full to capacity. Another common one is not being able to get organized, and realizing you have forgotten to turn in an order to the kitchen for a table that has been waiting a long time. Coming out of the kitchen with a tray of entrees and dropping it on the floor is a favorite. One of the more disturbing waiters nightmares is having a large table of people, or maybe even more than one table in the party, and after waiting for what seems like hours for their food to come up, and it's like midnight and all other customers and wait staff are long gone, and you go into the kitchen to check on your food, and all the cooks have cleaned up the kitchen and left, and didn't make your table's food.

Anybody who has worked as a server is familiar with the waiter's nightmare

waiter's nightmare by Woody Thomas December 11, 2009

Waiter's Crack 

A severe chaffing or irritation of the anal area due to a combination anal hair, moist conditions and quick movement. usually occurs during busy or extended sessions of waiting tables. Usually causes great discomfort and can affect an individual's walk while symptom's are persist. Generally affects men. Also known as waiter's butt or waiter's ass

I think Steve has waiter's crack, look at the way he is walking.

Waiter's Crack by Cuchara October 10, 2006

Pink & White's 

Proper noun. The generic name used for any sort of establishment such as a gas station, retail or grocery store, restaraunt, or any place of lodging when one cannot remember the actual name of said establishment. Commonly used when giving directions, or suggesting a destination.

The name is originally from King of the Hill. "Pink & White's" is the name of the fictitious privately-owned grocery store that put more importance on the customer's experience and memorable service than on competitive pricing and merchandise. This eventually led to the failure and closure of Pink & White's.

Ok. Let's go down the street, you know, to the Pink & White's on the corner. It's really close, and there's always something on the menu everyone will like.

Pink & White's by littlebrownlab June 12, 2011

Barry White's 

Having the Barry White's

Belfast slag for having constant diarrhea

Person A: "Going out for a few the night mate?"
Person B: "Nah fuck that, I've got the Barry White's"
Person A: "Shitter!"
Person B: "Aye! Been there most of the day, my arsehole is red raw"

Barry White's by GC1886 December 30, 2010