Wait wat

A phrase used if you don't know what the heck someone is talking about.

1: So yeah I was watching a show on TV called the Biggest Loser and Jen was so cool but I didn't like Ben but Ken was pretty cool.
2: Wait wat?

1: I eat nails for breakfast
2: Really
1: Literally :)
2: Wait wat?

Wait wat by Unawnumus January 28, 2009

Wait Watcher 

This is the douche at the gym, who sits on a machine but barely ever uses it and plays on the phone. When they do use it, the do baby reps, and slam the weights down.

"Look at that creepy wait watcher."

"Is that wait watcher ever going to get off of that machine?"

Wait Watcher by Rambo Jones March 31, 2020

Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal 

yuck.

Its doesn't mean s*x...

Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

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Tord-

Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal by тord March 29, 2019

Waitwatcher 

Someone who keeps saying wait, watch this, and never gets it right.

I was trying to leave but Jamaal kept saying "Dude, wait watch I'll get it this time, wait, wait, wait watch" Total Waitwatcher

Waitwatcher by Shawn Taylor Alexander Black March 17, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016