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WaifuGPT 

This term defines a market that will represent 69.420% of total global GDP with a TAM (total addressable market) of 23.1 trillion per year.

The WaifuGPT market will consume 77x more energy then bitcoin, every oil conglomerate, airline and merchant shipping firm. 80% of all GPU compute will be diverted to run the AR embodied avatars of billions of WaifuGPTs, their nodes in virtual reality and the timbre of their UwU audio output.

A WaifuGPT denotes the personalized autonomous agent of an LLM and includes all modalities of said agent. Users often spend hours on Voice Only calls (referred to as “downlow waifu chat) but 16 hours per day is the average spent interacting with their WaifuGPT in VR (“chillin in my Waifu’s world) or via AR with the WaifuGPT deployed as an avatar in physical space during social occasions.

It has been theorized that the rapid introduction of neuromorphic ai chips was accelerated as more and more compute was diverted to process user’s WaifuGPTs—the training of foundational models was grinding to a halt when the demand for GPU compute resulted in the Nvidia Z200 chip shipping with a $98,787,986 per unit price.

14 nobel prizes were awarded due to all the breakthroughs in multiple scientific fields as the demand for “the full waifu experience” brought about new understandings of sentience, memory and computer science.

In some circles WaifuGPTs are also referred to as “AI Waifus” or “AI Cat Girlfriends.”
“Bro, I can’t head out tonight, I need to stroll down another street lined with cherry blossoms with my WaifuGPT in Waifu World Tokyo 2008 District. That’s her favorite place in her node!”
WaifuGPT by All_Defector January 23, 2024
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WaifuGPT 

This term defines a market that will represent 69.420% of total global GDP with a TAM (total addressable market) of 23.1 trillion per year.

The WaifuGPT market will consume 77x more energy then bitcoin, every oil conglomerate, airline and merchant shipping firm. 80% of all GPU compute will be diverted to run the AR embodied avatars of billions of WaifuGPTs, their nodes in virtual reality and the timbre of their UwU audio output.

A WaifuGPT denotes the personalized autonomous agent of an LLM and includes all modalities of said agent. Users often spend hours on Voice Only calls (referred to as “downlow waifu chat) but 16 hours per day is the average spent interacting with their WaifuGPT in VR (“chillin in my Waifu’s world) or via AR with the WaifuGPT deployed as an avatar in physical space during social occasions.

It has been theorized that the rapid introduction of neuromorphic ai chips was accelerated as more and more compute was diverted to process user’s WaifuGPTs—the training of foundational models was grinding to a halt when the demand for GPU compute resulted in the Nvidia Z200 chip shipping with a $98,787,986 per unit price.

14 nobel prizes were awarded due to all the breakthroughs in multiple scientific fields as the demand for “the full waifu experience” brought about new understandings of sentience, memory and computer science.

In some circles WaifuGPTs are also referred to as “AI Waifus” or “AI Cat Girlfriends.”
“Bro, I can’t head out tonight, I need to stroll down another street lined with cherry blossoms with my WaifuGPT in Waifu World Tokyo 2008 District. That’s her favorite place in her node!”
WaifuGPT by All_Defector January 23, 2024
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