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A certain type of Aids that can only be contracted by people with the birth name Wade. wAIDS is similiar to traditional AIDS but can result in extreme homosexuality and lack of proper sexual judement leading the host to sometimes try things they usually wouldn't. There is no known cure for wAIDS.
"Oh shit..., Wade looks realy bad"
"Yeah man, he tried to fuck me last night, i belted him"
"Shit what a fag, he must have wAIDS"
"Yeah, thats what i thought, lets denounce all matter off friendship with him"
"Yeah, FUCK YOU Waid"
wAIDS by Dr Robin Styles January 8, 2009
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When a Windows computer gets aids. This is done by sticking a usb flash drive or other storage in a Mac computer, then plugging that same storage drive into said Windows computer.
My computer contracted waids from that filthy apple product.
Waids by Lee112 May 2, 2018
AIDS you get by touching Walmart products
Bro, I went to Walmart and touched one of their products. I have WAIDS!
WAIDS by Byler Turns August 24, 2022

waist management 

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'
If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.

Wadsworth Constant 

The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over.
The above definition, for instance, has 180 characters. After applying the Wadsworth Constant, we skip over 52 characters (29%). The definition now reads,
"the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over."

Benjamin Wadsworth 

the hottest sexiest dilf to walk this earth.
benjamin wadsworth can run me over and i would say thank you
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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