WAIDS

Worse than AIDS. This applies to very few things, since AIDS is pretty bad.

Miranda: Yeah, dude was drinking and driving and smashed into a tree.

Julie: Oh damn. That's totally WAIDS.

by Joe McGoat June 2, 2010

wAIDS

A certain type of Aids that can only be contracted by people with the birth name Wade. wAIDS is similiar to traditional AIDS but can result in extreme homosexuality and lack of proper sexual judement leading the host to sometimes try things they usually wouldn't. There is no known cure for wAIDS.

"Oh shit..., Wade looks realy bad"
"Yeah man, he tried to fuck me last night, i belted him"
"Shit what a fag, he must have wAIDS"
"Yeah, thats what i thought, lets denounce all matter off friendship with him"
"Yeah, FUCK YOU Waid"

by Dr Robin Styles January 8, 2009

Waids

When a Windows computer gets aids. This is done by sticking a usb flash drive or other storage in a Mac computer, then plugging that same storage drive into said Windows computer.

My computer contracted waids from that filthy apple product.

by Lee112 May 2, 2018

WAIDS

AIDS you get by touching Walmart products

Bro, I went to Walmart and touched one of their products. I have WAIDS!

by Byler Turns August 24, 2022

waist management

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'

If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014

Wadsworth Constant

The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over.

The above definition, for instance, has 180 characters. After applying the Wadsworth Constant, we skip over 52 characters (29%). The definition now reads,
"the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over."

by ShigalHammoud October 2, 2011

Benjamin Wadsworth

the hottest sexiest dilf to walk this earth.

benjamin wadsworth can run me over and i would say thank you

by whoreforfictonalmen September 6, 2021