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A certain type of Aids that can only be contracted by people with the birth name Wade. wAIDS is similiar to traditional AIDS but can result in extreme homosexuality and lack of proper sexual judement leading the host to sometimes try things they usually wouldn't. There is no known cure for wAIDS.
"Oh shit..., Wade looks realy bad"
"Yeah man, he tried to fuck me last night, i belted him"
"Shit what a fag, he must have wAIDS"
"Yeah, thats what i thought, lets denounce all matter off friendship with him"
"Yeah, FUCK YOU Waid"
wAIDS by Dr Robin Styles January 8, 2009
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When a Windows computer gets aids. This is done by sticking a usb flash drive or other storage in a Mac computer, then plugging that same storage drive into said Windows computer.
My computer contracted waids from that filthy apple product.
Waids by Lee112 May 2, 2018
AIDS you get by touching Walmart products
Bro, I went to Walmart and touched one of their products. I have WAIDS!
WAIDS by Byler Turns August 24, 2022

waist management 

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'
If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.

Wadsworth Constant 

The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over.
The above definition, for instance, has 180 characters. After applying the Wadsworth Constant, we skip over 52 characters (29%). The definition now reads,
"the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over."

Benjamin Wadsworth 

the hottest sexiest dilf to walk this earth.
benjamin wadsworth can run me over and i would say thank you
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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