fag wagger

a usually gay sounding guy that looks as if he is trying to attract a stray animal.

carley- "oh my gosh, jake is so cute! but why does he sound like a girl?"
becky- "i dont know but i think my cat would be attracted to him..fag wagger.."

by lamellamaslmao December 19, 2009

booty wagger

a girl who feels like the big shit because she can shake her ass, usually isn't good looking and usually HAS no ass .
Basically a girl who tries to shake what her momma DIDN'T give her .

"Are you guys varsity cheerleaders? Ewww, where we come from, we call y'all booty waggers!"

by gvhsxcheer January 31, 2010

Log Wagger

A man who can only achieve an erection by slapping their penis against their partner's labia.

Debbie: Kaiser what's wrong are you stressed?'
Kaiser: 'Shut the fuck up bitch, whilst I Log wag you good'

*slap, slap, slap*

Debbie: Ffs...is that it?? I've seen bigger chipoloattas. Call yourself a Log Wagger!?! Twig Wagger more like...

by FUCKUPHIMA January 24, 2015

Pussy Wagger

A female that uses her vagina to get things that she wants or someone who associates a man's value with the amount of sex that he gets from women.

A Pussy Wagger would do/say either of the following: A woman went a date with a man not because she liked him, but because it meant free dinner. " You're such a loser you don't even have a girlfriend."

by handlehacker December 13, 2015

Weenie wagger

A depraved male who shakes his organ in a public setting

Uncle Leo was a notorious weenie wagger who was banned from the bus terminal after he whipped it out mid-day

by AntoineStumpf February 16, 2022

swag wagger

a prostitute who walks the street looking for customers

Damn that guh must be a swag wagger up in them skimpy clothes like that!

by Skeebe March 23, 2008

wienie wagger

A bet concerning one's private parts.

Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.

by megnao flimpis August 13, 2003