Waggamout 

A weird person or a person who engages in weird behavior. A wittier way of saying "creep"

Jake and Danny are talking about Chicken wings and Jake mentions he likes blue cheese.

"Man, you actually like blue cheese? You're a real waggamout for that."

Waggamout by Jaydub2119 February 19, 2025

waggabutt 

when a dog is wagging their tail so much that their whole butt is moving with it uncontrollably

doggo: *chill*

owner: *walks in*
doggo: *tail starts to wag ridiculously*
owner: *baby voice* “aWwwWWwe you gots a waggabutt”

waggabutt by dad_e_b March 3, 2019

Wangamouthful 

To Wangamouthful is to be blow(get a bj, your cock sucked.) whilst eating a Sandwich.

Jack got a wangamouthful off of his girlfriend. It was tasty.

Wangamouthful by Alex Grunwald March 22, 2009

waggamomma 

A Waggamomma has Baby Hands, Baby Feet, Scared of almost everything..just like a little kid. A sweet, beautiful, charming, generous, good-humored, good-natured, heavenly girl named Raquel. Some call her Raquel, some call her Kel, I call her mine.

and waggamomma

I miss and E> my waggamomma.

waggamomma by matthew January 16, 2005

Wangmouthified

(wang-mouth-e-fied)
When an individual becomes or is unable to speak due to their mouth being actively employed by a penis, paenus, or paenis. Also, when a male refuses social interaction towards his partner from outside sources to ensure he reaches orgasm. Female equivalent is Cunttonguiasis.

*phone ringing on bedside table*

Dude answers: "Hello?"
Older woman: "Hey Kevin, can I speak to Bridgette please?"
Kevin: "Oh! Good morning Ms. Jackson...uh, can she call you back?"
Ms. Jackson: "Sure dear, just tell her that Momma REALLY needs to talk to her okay?"
Kevin: "Sure thing Ms. Jackson. Bye!"
*3 minutes later*
Kevin: "Oh, OH, OOOHHHHH!!!! And boom goes the dynamite!"
Bridgette: "It's about time you bastard! So what did my Mom want?"
*she wipes face with sheets*
Kevin: "Fuck, I don't know! She just said call her back, it's important."
Bridgette: "What the hell Kevin?! My Grandmother's in the hospital!! She might've woken up!"
Kevin: "Well EXCUSE me!! You were a lil wangmouthified at the time..."

Wangmouthified by Jackalodeath May 9, 2014

waggamuffin 

A sport consisting of whacking muffins!

Aye brother, howdy, you wanna go down to my brothers sisters cousins brothers barn & Waggamuffin???

waggamuffin by Makdadumbbitcka September 26, 2020

Wagamot 

An Unlike-able person

person 1 : “Tiffany ate all my fucking food!!”
person 2 : “Ugh. Tiff is such a Wagamot.”

Wagamot by dirty_hotwheels June 30, 2021