Guy #1: I was pumped until I got her in my bedroom.
Guy #2: Why? What happened?
Guy #1: She totally has a wild looking waffletwat, bro
Guy #2: Why? What happened?
Guy #1: She totally has a wild looking waffletwat, bro
by Dooooop July 29, 2011
Get the Waffletwat mug.by ClassicRonnie December 3, 2019
Get the WaffleTastik mug.Related Words
Perhaps the greatest man in the world. Well on mcball.net at least. He is said to have thrown his first paintball at age -5.
by waffleslolol August 21, 2013
Get the waffletastic mug.by Vaginal_Discharge March 30, 2005
Get the Waffle Twat mug.To be used as a replacement for "Douche Bag".
A waffle twat can be any annoying person, from the frat boy at the bar dry humping some girl's leg, to your boss who won't leave you alone.
A waffle twat can be any annoying person, from the frat boy at the bar dry humping some girl's leg, to your boss who won't leave you alone.
by hoozat?! February 15, 2010
Get the Waffle Twat mug.A Person Who likes waffles, a Weapon that turns people into a waffle commonly found where squidi is found.
1. The Wafflenator 5637-G (This is Both a Person I knows nickname and an Imaginary Weapon of mass waffles
by Person Named Bob October 10, 2004
Get the Wafflenator mug.1. n. The most amazing combination of waffle and taco. This mind blowing object is the most powerful and destructive thing in the universe. The power of the waffletaco can be held deep within oneself.
2. n. An unidentified supposedly edible object that is usually served by a blind person. They can be purchased at The Glorious House of Waffletacos, where all waiters, waitresses, and chefs are blind. (you know they are blind because of their sunglasses and walking sticks.) Except, the blind staff is so amazing, they can use their sense of hearing and know what you're wearing. They like to critique your clothes while you sit there looking at your waffletaco going "...wtf?"
2. n. An unidentified supposedly edible object that is usually served by a blind person. They can be purchased at The Glorious House of Waffletacos, where all waiters, waitresses, and chefs are blind. (you know they are blind because of their sunglasses and walking sticks.) Except, the blind staff is so amazing, they can use their sense of hearing and know what you're wearing. They like to critique your clothes while you sit there looking at your waffletaco going "...wtf?"
1. "You can do it, you have the power of the waffletaco in your heart."
2. customer: what is this?
waiter: a waffletaco, what else?
customer: ...it looks like a blob thrown into a deep friar.
waiter: well, hunny, you aint got no place to talk if you're gonna come in here looking like you got dressed in the dark.
customer: ...arent you blind?
2. customer: what is this?
waiter: a waffletaco, what else?
customer: ...it looks like a blob thrown into a deep friar.
waiter: well, hunny, you aint got no place to talk if you're gonna come in here looking like you got dressed in the dark.
customer: ...arent you blind?
by hxcmayownsyourface January 25, 2009
Get the waffletaco mug.