waffle tits 

looks like a waffle sitting on your counter top for 8 hours.soft and mushy tities.

let me feel those "waffle tits" bitch because i am rick James bitch.

waffle tits by ho man459 March 4, 2009

Waffle tits 

To put a girls boobs in a waffle iron causing her boobs to become waffle shaped

Rad Tod: *grabs girl's boob and then puts it on a waffle iron*

Lena: OWWWWW

Rad Tod: hehe you got waffle tits

Waffle tits by The Jonkler January 10, 2022

wiffle tits

The act of beating someone across the tits with a wiffle ball bat.

I'm going to give you wiffle tits!

wiffle tits by Fadeddeath October 8, 2016