waddle of shame 

The awkward pants-around-your-ankles shuffle you are forced to do when the last person didn't replace the toilet paper and the spares are far out of reach.

Curse you brother for forcing the waddle of shame upon me! Replace the toilet paper when you finish the roll!

waddle of shame by liliawhisper April 8, 2015

Waddle of Shame 

The awkward, embarrassing waddling motion towards the bathroom every girl on her period makes when, upon standing after sitting/lying down, a large rush of blood and uterine lining uncontrollably exits the body all at once, and leaks beyond the present pad or tampon. The waddling motion is to avoid blood dripping down the legs due to the movement.

I got up this morning and had to do a waddle of shame, because it's my second day.

Waddle of Shame by definitionatorizer April 29, 2014

Waddle of Shame 

The painful, embarrassing, and symbolic walk back towards your friends after you have taken a massive smash. It shows that you have just taken an ass-ripping shit that may or may not have destroyed the piping system in the victim's toilet

Jonathan was seen doing the waddle of shame back towards his posse after exiting the bathroom

Waddle of Shame by mayonaise boots March 31, 2015

Waddle of Shame 

When a man ejaculates onto himself while his pants are down, and he must waddle to the bathroom/closet/wardrobe with his pants around his ankles

Tad: Is Chad still living with his parents?

Scrad: Nah, his mom caught him doing the waddle of shame and kicked him out

Waddle of Shame by Brodingus IIV October 7, 2023

Waddle of Shame (WOS) 

Waddling to the bathroom, cupping your vagina to dispose of semen seepage.

She did the waddle of shame (WOS) after I filled her rim full.

Waddle of Shame (WOS) by Innocent bystander. February 23, 2014