Pronounces "Wizzy-lob" and meaning "What You See Is a Load of Bollocks". Based on the computing acronym WYSIWIG (What You See is What You Get). Refers to the anything that is less than what it portrayed or advertised itself to be.
The new software program is wysilob - it's full of bugs.
Her smiles and eyes are wysilob. She's very cold if she doesn't take a liking to you.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!