Pronounced: wur-nay
Friend 1 - "Ah wis oan the telly
last night." (I was on TV last night.)
Friend 2 - "Naw ye wurnae!" (No you were not.)
Friend 1 - "Ah wis born wi' two willies." (I was born with two male appendages.)
Friend 2 - "Dinnae talk pish ya dafty." (Stop telling lies, you
silly person you.)
Friend 1 - "But ah really wis!" (I jest you not, 'tis the truth!)
Friend 2 - "Naw you wurnae, get tae fuck!" (No you were not, begone from here!)