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WTFJ = what the fuck jesus
Used when it could have only been jesus that did it... or you are using jesus as a scape goat... you bad person you.
so jesus was all like oh no i'll die for your sins. but then he came back and I was all like 'wtfj? are we sinned again?'

So lightning struck my cat today and I was like WTFJ?
by WTFJ March 31, 2009
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